December 2010
30 posts
I just saw the hottest thing in the history of hotness, I eye fucked his muscles, he eye fucked my face. It was lovely.
So we’re going to this food festival tonight and we park like a million miles away and my family are like yeah we’ll just walk there and I’m like awesome I hate walking I’ll wait for the bus. So I’m sitting here and after a looooong while the bus shows up, “I’m sorry that was the last service”. Are you fucking shitting me!? Everyone left without me...
So I’m currently in Tasmania because my mum insists I pretend to like my family over the holidays.. It’s fucking shit here there’s nothing but cows and paddocks and bogans and I have barely any cell service which means I’m dieing. People here think that trackpants and ugg boots and thongs are appropriate outer wear and noone can dress themselves. I’m. In. Hell....
When I cause my mum to cry, I want to stab myself in the face.
Instead of a "Mean Girls 2", I would've liked a...
so i get told i haven’t done a good tumblr rant in a while, and i finally have something to bitch about.. so here it goes..
wtf. you seemed like such a nice guy and again i jumped to the conclusion you were interested in me for more than finding out what’s in my pants. oh, my bad. clearly, you and the rest of your kind posessing a penis can only muster up enough brain power to think...
